12 April 2010

Growing



I have grown to gigantic proportions!

* My breaths are shortened
* I grunt when I bend over
* I have a hard time pulling myself out of bed and the couch
* Getting in and out of the car has become a joke
* My energy level is non-existent
* I’m a walking bowl of hormones
* My ankles and fingers have doubled in size
* My boobs feel like they’re filled with lead
* I pee a million times a day

…and I wouldn’t change a thing!

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